Making Out with Puppy

Robert: Sparky must really enjoy being around for my feedings. Every time mommy tries to feed me he comes in right behind her to "clean my face". At first it was weird, now it is just creepy. I feel like I am making out with my puppy :-(

Sparky: Robert... we aren't making out. I am just trying to help mommy keep you and the floor clean. Besides didn't you say I could eat all of you food when you started having cereal?

Robert: I didn't mean to take it out of my mouth! I meant get it from mommy before she makes me eat it. We are going to have to work out a system. I know mommy & daddy think it is very funny that you clean me up after feedings, but it is embarrassing.

Sparky: Fine, I will just start tripping mommy when she is on her way in from the kitchen. Will that make you happy?

Robert: If it isn't bananas then YES! :-)