Did He Just Say That?

Bobby: Mommy my tummy is angry that your tummy isn't happy! (when mommy had food poisoning)

Bobby: Mommy, the green button is ready to watch rugrats. Red button is stop so I can go potty (using netflix on the xbox 360)

Bobby: Mommy, mommy, mommy I HAVE IRON MAN ON MY BUTT BUTT!
Mommy: I know. Pretty cool huh?
Bobby: Oh No! I farted on Ironman. Please don't ka-pow my butt butt, Mr. Ironman
(new underwear)

Bobby: Mommy I gotta go pee pee. Please get my baby diaper off so I can go potty mommy's wake up call followed shortly by: Mommy I don't feel good. I think I's gonna puke Bobby gets off the potty & runs to the bath tub then proceeds to vomit Mommy I's sick still. U need to bleach my house again

Bobby: Moooommmy I've got cars in my pants. Come feel them

Mommy: Come here Mr. Chocolate face
Bobby: No mommy. I not chocolate face
Mommy: Oh really, well who are you?
Bobby: I's big boy

Mommy: Hey little buddy do you know where the remote is?
Bobby: I's not clue where it is. Must be round here sum where