Comedic Captions

"Help! I've jumped into a laundry basket and I can't get out.... Can I get a little assistance here!?!"

"Mini Me? Mini Me? For God's sake would someone put a fricken bell on him or something."

"Hey girl... How you doin? Wanna come play at my crib."

"I swear I'm not a milk addict. Just one more bottle mommy. Please... pretty please."

"Yikes! Is that a diaper brownie I smell? Someone please come change the baby bear!"