Conversations With Bobby

Daddy: Bobby, you want Tabasco on that?
Mommy: Say No Bobby.
Bobby: NO BOBBY!

Bobby: More soda Mommy.
Mommy: What do you say?
Bobby: DADDY MORE SODA!

Bobby: OH NO! Frog in there!
Mommy: A frog where?
Bobby: Frog HERE!
Mommy: There are no frogs in your butt.
Bobby: OH NO! Frog in wee wee!
Mommy: There are no frogs in your wee wee.

Bobby: Mommy, Trixie made tub dirty
Me: I know honey. I'll clean it after I finish with the sink.
Bobby: Bobby clean.
He proceeded to grab his wipes & clean the entire edge of the tub. That's mommy's lil helper :-)