May The Force Be With You

Signs that you probably aren't going to be having a good day:


-> It is 4:30 am Monday morning & you are still wide awake while your toddler sleeps blissfully through the night

-> You wake up, realize your pillow is wet, think you must have been drooling, then realize the dog peed on your pillow

-> You get outside to drive to work only to find the car battery is dead

-> You get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night & step in doggy diarrhea

-> You have a mystery smell in your house

->Your dog has taken over your bed & you are awakened as you fall to the floor

-> Your precious pup is in heat & magically disappears from your yard for several hours-> You do an early morning grocery store run & as you go to pay the $200 total you discover the only card in your wallet is expired

-> As you go to make your morning cup of coffee you find bugs in the tin. Not only do you not have coffee this morning but you start to question if you actually looked in the tin when you made yesterday's pot.

-> You sleep through your alarm, rush to shower & discover there is no hot water plus the basement is flooded

*** Please keep in mind this is a list of several events that have occurred on different days & some of them are things that have happened to friends. If you ever experience all of these things in one day please lock yourself indoors & put on a straight jacket. It would be what is best ;-) ***