Mommy's Evil Genius

Sparky: Everyone hears the stories from mommy about my little brother's constant ingenious plans. I know some of you must think that mommy sits around all day with nothing better to do than create these elaborate tales of my brother's mayhem. Sadly any one that has ever been around a baby especially boy babies knows this is a total farce. It would be tons of fun if that was how we spent our days *sigh* Anyway his latest exploit even has me scratching my puppy head. Let me paint the picture for you... earlier in the week mommy was on one of her cleaning binges so she put Robert in his room for a few minutes. Mommy has completely baby proofed the nursery so it is safe to put Robert down for a minute. Please keep in mind that mommy never goes far nor does she leave him like this for long. As mommy is putting cleaner in the toilet, sink, & tub right next door she hears Robert making a grunting noise. This is usually my key to run to a different floor to avoid diaper duty. Mommy gets up grumbling something about that kid does nothing but poop all day. As she gets to Robert's doorway she is met with a curious picture. Robert has dragged a diaper box to his night stand & is climbing up to reach his bottle. Please keep in mind he will be 9 months old NEXT weekend. As mommy opens the baby gate she shakes her head muttering her latest saying "This kid is going to be the death of me. How can a 9 month old be smarter than me?" I swear on all things puppy (bones, treats, squeaky toys, etc) that this is a true story. Mommy challenges anyone who doesn't believe her to come over & give mommy the afternoon off. She can't wait to hear what her little evil genius puts you through >:-)