I Don't Get It

Robert: I know I am young, but I have to say there are a lot of things in life that I don't get. I hope one day I am able to "get it". Mommy says that some things may not ever make sense. That doesn't make me very happy. Please follow me through a quick list of things that make no sense to me. I am sure you will enjoy it. It may even cause you to agree with me :-)

1. Why do my dogs have to sniff butts? They don't seem to discriminate either. People, other dogs, etc. I know that smelly things come out of my butt & I would prefer not to get a close up whiff.
2. How does a twisted Oreo frosty from Wendy's have 450 calories but 1 little cornbread muffin from Famous Dave's has 600 calories?
3. Why does mommy gets upset when I take my dirty diaper off? Her & daddy take my dirty diapers off several times a day.
4. Why I can't eat potato chips as my meal? They are sooo tasty.
5. Why Diego says sea turtles are afraid of coyotes? Am I missing something here? Are there sea coyotes?
6. Why are the Christmas decorations out before Halloween?
   

There are a lot of other things that I just don't get but I will save them for a later post :-)