Dear Apple

Dear Apple Corporate Guy,

My family is a big supporter of your products. We love the iPhones & couldn't survive without. In fact the one time I had to go several days with no toddler apps I was very grumpy & went through withdraw. I have a dilemma though. You see my parents are taking me to the beach for a few day this week. Sounds great, right? Well I have never stayed at a hotel before or been to a real beach, so I am a little nervous. Also we can't take Sparky & Tiger (my furry brothers) with us so they have to stay at some place called a kennel for the duration of our first "family" vacation. I know, Mr. Apple Bigwig, you are wondering how this is your problem. Well your iphone commercials say you have an app for everything but I am here to inform you that you are incorrect. I am not able to update my blog from an iPhone. This greatly upsets me since I will not be able to do posts while we are on vacation. I know it is only a few days but I want to be able to let my brothers know what is going on while we are apart. Can you please make this happen ASAP? Like in the next 24 hrs? Otherwise we will be on another hiatus most of this week.

Thank you,
Robert B.