What Did He Say!?!

Tiger: Just so everyone doesn't start thinking that all we do on here is complain about Bobby being ill, we have a classic kid story for your reading pleasure. BTW Robert's doctor says he isn't sick more than the average toddler in case anyone was wondering. Anyhoo... on with my story.

Mommy, daddy, & Robert were all sitting down eating dinner. Sparky & I were walking from person to person begging for food. We were all listening to Noggin in the background. For those of you not familiar with this word it is the 24 hour preschool channel on the TV. In between shows they have learning activities hosted by characters named Moose & Zee called "puzzle time" instead of commercials. As my parents were putting food in their mouths the ever familiar sounds of puzzle time played in the background. Moose announced it was time to rhyme & asked what rhymes with sock. Immediately Bobby shouts "C*CK!". At first I thought my parents were going to die from choking on their food. Then they started laughing until tears leaked down their faces. A few seconds after Robert stated his rhyming choice a picture of a clock appeared on the scream & Bobby continued shouting c*ck while pointing at the clock on the TV screen. So we are going to assume Robert is having issues pronouncing the "cl" sound in clock. Although we have had a few people point out that c*ck does rhyme with sock so I guess either way Bobby correctly participated in "rhyme time" with Moose :-)