Where Does He Get This Stuff?

Trixie: Part of Bobby becoming a big kid includes his rapidly growing speech skills. Let me tell you this kid comes up with some crazy stuff. While it is very amusing to hear some of these things it is also amazing to watch how fast my brother's talking skills are developing. For you amusement & amazement we shall go through a few of his most recent comedic verbal conquests.

Bobby: There's train hiding in the bush
Daddy: Do you see a plane too?
Bobby: No daddy. It's too dark for planes

Bobby: with arm in the air I'm gonna beat your butt butt

Mommy: It's lunchtime. Let's put doggies away.
Bobby: Can Bobby give Tiger treats?
Mommy: Sure thing buddy. Here you go. after treats given Good job little man!
Bobby: Thank you mommy. Thank you. Thank you.

Bobby: After weekend power outages OH NO! TEE (tv) IS BROKEN AGAIN! GRRR!

Bobby: Bobby sick. cough cough Bobby no feel good. cough cough Uh oh Bobby puking.
Mommy: My poor lil buddy. Your coughing not puking
Bobby: Oh cough cough It's ok mommy. Bobby just coughing cough cough

Bobby: while sitting on Daddy's lap & looking at the computer Sexy car (69 camero) daddy.
Daddy: That's my boy. What about this car (early 70s challenger)?
Bobby: No daddy not sexy
Daddy: He's not my kid

Bobby: cable is out Uh oh mommy Tees broken. pats mommy's hand It's ok daddy fix it
Mommy: daddy's at work. we will have to watch a movie
Bobby: runs to other room & returns with the phone in hand It's ok mommy. Call people. People come fix it.

Bobby: Bobby's tummy hurts mommy. Need candy & soda.
Mommy: Um no, soda & candy won't stop your belly from hurting
Bobby: fake cough Bobby's sick mommy need sicle & soda
Mommy: Sorry buddy I don't think so
Bobby: fake cough & falls to the floor Bobby's broken down mommy. Bobby needs soda & sicle to be better

Bobby: anytime there is anything wet on the floor TRICKIE no pee pee on the floor. bad Trickies