Dear Auntie

Dear Auntie Donna,

I wanted to thank you for all of the years you let mommy practice bathing dogs at your shop. This time has taught mommy many tricks of the trade... like keeping us in the tub regardless of our struggles or pleas to have her stop. Since it has been so rainy we have been super dirty which means that we got baths yesterday. You & Ms. Marie would both be happy to know that she still follows the procedures you guys taught her & she doesn't put up with any of our crap in the tub. We love you very much but did you have to make sure she was so good at giving baths? We never get to roll around in smelly stuff & stay that way for long because mommy knows she can just throw us in the tub. Could you have at least taught her that is is ok for a dog... and the couch... and the carpet to smell like dead animals & poop?

Love,
Tiger & Sparky

PS. Tell Ms. Marie that I am going to pee on her leg the next time I see her because she trained mommy how to express my anal glands & I hate it! ~Sparticus