Dear Santa

Robert: Dear Mr. Santa Claus, I know my letter is a little early, but mommy wanted to make sure I talked to you before your hectic season begins. First I want to properly introduce myself since this is my first year with your services. Hi, I am Robert Anthony Bermudez. I try very hard to stay on the nice list. I know I have my naughty moments, but I think you know which list my little heart belongs on. I am writing you to let you know what I would like for Christmas this year. I know toys are the coolest thing to ask for, but we were blessed by a family friend last month. Ms. Delaina cleared all of the baby toys out of her house in preperation for your visit there. I got most of Zach's baby toys so I am doing very well with my toy collection at the momment. I wanted to request that instead of toys could you bring me some of the things I need. I will make a list for you in case you aren't sure what those things are. I need hats & mittens, clothes in size 12 months & up, shoes in size 3 (maybe a few size 4 too), baby gates, sippy cups (the kind that are mostly rubber tops like Munchkin & Nuby), size 4 diapers are always appreciated, a baby pen (like the one on Rugrats), & maybe a toy or 2 like things that I can lean on while walking. I greatly appreciate you taking the time to listen to me, Santa. I will see you in December.
Love & sloppy kisses,
Robert aka Bobby Bermudez

Sparky: Dear Mr. Santa Claus, I know my little brother wrote to you asking for you to not bring toys. I wanted to let you know that ROBERT doesn't want toys this year. I would love to have some new toys since I now have to share my toys with my baby brother. I would also like some chewies. I promise I will keep them away from Robert this time. I think I have displayed great restraint from making the naughty list. If you aren't sure then I beg you to read the last year's follies on the blog. It explains the great lengths I have gone through to be good this year. Thanks big red man :-)
Lots of puppy kisses,
Sparticus aka Sparky Bermudez